he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I don't think brook has ever known best
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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