I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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