The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There's always time for handjobs
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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