Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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