I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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