too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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