Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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