I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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