She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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