I understand Curling. That high.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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