Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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