Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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