oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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