escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
3 2 1 whiskey
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Randomize
