i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
