We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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