I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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