If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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