i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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