Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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