it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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