I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Vodka?
Forever.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize
