Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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