Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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