would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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