I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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