your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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