No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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