margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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