ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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