you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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