There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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