love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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