I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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