I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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