Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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