When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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