butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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