3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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