I forgot how hot balto sounded
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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