So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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