Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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