remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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