at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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