Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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