i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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