that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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