O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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