This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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