She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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