Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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