Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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