that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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