if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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