I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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