tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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